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Phillies Phans are Phuckin’ Morons

October 22nd, 2009 1:53am Leave a comment

I hate the Phillies. Their fans are all bandwagon obnoxious assholes. The team makes the World Series two years in a row, and all of a sudden, fans spawn out of nowhere. Mind you, I’m in Connecticut right now – Yankee/Red Sox rivalry land. Just because a few jokers from south Jersey or PA come to this school, they go nuts. You know what was ignorant and made me rage? Right after the Phillies won the ALCS tonight, people outside started screaming:

“Yeah Phillies! F*ck New York!”

What a dumbshit ignorant comment

  • The Phillies just played Los Angeles. NY has nothing to do with anything
  • The Yankees haven’t even gotten to the World Series yet – they still need one more win (in three chances).
  • This isn’t related to anything, but why are the Mets your bitter rivals? The Mets are JOKERS. It’s not that hard to win a game against the Mets.
  • You are still the losing-ist pro team ever, with 10,000+ losses, so die.
  • I know a Phillies fan here. She’s really ugly.

So go away and stop yelling outside my window.

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  1. Abusers
    October 26th, 2009 at 13:05 | #1

    “I know a Phillies fan here. She’s really ugly.”

    LOL I just read this in web dev and I’m shitting myself.

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