Month: December 2010
Dear Assholes Over at Verizon Wireless:
Remember how your phones used to suck balls in the pre-smartphone days? Remember how long it took you morons to get anything decent? I do. Then you got the Motorola Droid in Fall 2009. Pure Google experience. Phone was epic win. The phone (for its time) was amazing. Yes, it’s not the best designed and it is pretty slow and crappy now but you know what? I like it better than any Android on Verizon today. Now, you are releasing shitty phones with old versions of Android. The Droid X is a huge tablet and the HTC Incredible is ruined with SenseUI. It has no hope of getting upgraded. And why.. why WHY did the Galaxy S get released with Android 2.1
Know what I am jealous as hell over? This:
I borderline might switch over to T-Mobile because of the Nexus S, Google’s latest gem with Android 2.3 Gingerbread. The thing is sleek and it’s stacked. Front camera, 1Ghz processor, 16gigs of storage, HD video, no bloatware, updates directly from Google… That’s an Android phone. Not this bullshit like the Droid Incredible, DroidX and Samsung Galaxy.
Seriously. Let’s say Google releases a new version of Android. The Nexus gets it right away. Verizon phones with bloatware will not get it for another 4-5 months because first, the manufacturer needs to modify it with its latest bloatware skin. Then Verizon gets it and has to add their shit to it. by the time the consumer gets it, Google’s halfway to the next version. And the fragmentation continues! I was so jealous when the Nexus One came out. It’s a shame Google botched that up royally. 1) Selling it from their own site was a flop and 2) should have partnered with more carriers.
So you dopey fools at Verizon:
- Keep sucking the phone manufacturer’s d’s and installing their shit ass custom UIs (Sense and MotoBlur). Pure garbage
- If you partner with Bing, I’m going to kill a kitten
- Keep getting phones with old ass versions of Android. Seriously? Why are NEW phones being released with Android 1.6 and 2.1? Pathetic.
- VCast App Store? What a joke
I Have a Shot at Winning My Picks This Week?
Holy shit! For the first time ever, I actually have a shot at coming in first (or tying) in my office football weekly picks. Normally, I get like 5 correct per week and come in like 13th place because I’m God awful. Going into Monday Night Football, there’s a three way tie for first, beeshes. And yes, I’m a friggin moron – forgot to pick Thursday’s game.
This is a huge stretch. The only way I can win is if the two other people tied for first picked the Pats and the Jets win. 1) The Pats will probably win and 2) they probably both picked them. So I pretty much have no shot. But it’s still the closest I’ve been.
It’s so shitty though. The guy comes around every Wednesday making his collection and I pretty much donate money every week. It borderline sucks. Could have bought the entire office a round with what I’m down. I’m losing more money than Cleary!
Back Up Cameras and Old Bitches Running People Over
AP – New requirements from the Transportation Department are intended to improve rear visibility in cars by the 2014 model year. Most carmakers would comply by installing rear-mounted video cameras and in-vehicle displays. The government estimated that video systems would add about $200 to the cost of each new vehicle.
Nearly 300 people are killed and 18,000 injured each year because of backovers, according to data kept by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Many happen in driveways and parking lots. Nearly half the deaths involve children under age 5, and the crashes also affect the elderly.The agency estimated that the requirements annually could save 95 to 112 lives and prevent more than 7,000 injuries.
What a bunch of horse shit. Doesn’t this stupid assedgovernmenthave anything better to do than to propose legislation to put backup cameras in all new cars? Let’s make it madatory to increase the price of all cars to include backup cameras. Do you really think half the technology illiterate moron drivers in this country will know how to use a backup camera? Second, they’ll be fiddling with the damn screen and probably run someone over anyway. I have no problem with back up cameras, but it should be limited to those (cough rich people cough) who choose to install one. Not everyone has money to throw around you know. And this moron government is like “nah everyone must use this, omg it’ll save lives.” Bullshit.
I have a method that can save lives and prevent injuries – how about people fucking use their own eyes to look in their mirrors and over both shoulders before actually backing up, stop being oblivious and pay the fuck attention? That will solve it all.
It’s like that 85 year old asshole bitch who ran over and killed some teacher in Bronxville, then backed up over her again to see what she hit. Then she drove away and the poor woman was stilllyingin the street and got hit by another car. Christ! See this is the problem with the judicial system. What are they going to do? Throw her in jail for her 2 remaining years until she kicks it? Sue her? For sure not! And would a backup camera doanything? Nope? The old fool would probably have to put on some reading glasses to look at it. The only proper punishment for this joker is to run her over with a car, then throw it in reverse and back up over her., preferably in a car WITH a back up camera. Enough said. If you’re too stupid to properly handle a car, pay the consequences, manslaughter-er. I’m sick of these old people getting away with everything because they pull the age card. “Oh I’m half dead, I didn’t know any better…” Not in my book, grandma – you’re getting your ass run over!
Those Crazy Assed Russians…
December 11, 2010
Useless Update
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All they do is drink vodka and jump off of tall shit. Live large, brothers.
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