See this is why cats suck. Here you have a dog just sitting there chilling, being a dog, doing dog stuff and this idiotic cat just comes along, pretends to be friendly and playful then out of nowhere slaps it in the face. Fucking sneaky cat. I hate cats.
Mozilla released usage metrics for Firefox today and Mashable publishes an article about how people switch to private browsing around lunch time. Five minutes Later, Gizmodo writes the same article, those copycats!
Guess what? People are fucking morons and don’t understand the internet. Switching to private browsing won’t protect you from shit at work. It protects the local history on your computer. Last I checked, you shouldn’t be letting anyone on your account anyway, so it doesn’t matter what history is there. Don’t you all know that WebSense/8e3 or whatever other blocking/monitoring software your employer has will see what pages you visit anyway*? No? Then you’re a dumb shit.
Read, Shitheads. It warns you every time
*Unless you use a tunnel, but you’re too stupid to do that. See, I can get around that shit with no problem, guaranteed.
Ceelo? Never heard of him until now. Shit’s fresh though. Just dropped Friday. This is some catchy shit and it’s the next huge thing according to D-Blunts. Plus I like the message it sends, the video is clever and I’m just in a go f yourself mood right now.
I haven’t done my song of the week for a while because I didn’t feel like it.