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December 29th, 2010 3:47am No comments

What the fuck is going on over here? Is this a kids video or some Germans on acid?

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India Sucks at Launching Rockets

December 26th, 2010 7:44pm No comments

MSNBC – NEW DELHI — A rocket carrying an Indian communication satellite exploded just after liftoff Saturday in the second launch failure for India’s space agency this year.

What the f!  Don’t all Indians have an IQ of 232, study all day and eat, sleep and breathe education? What’s this crap that every time they try to launch something into space, the rocket blows up? I thought a 14 year old Indian could put a rocket in space. This is the second one that blew up. And they’re supposed to put men in space by 2016? Come on India! You’re smarter than that.

If the morons in the United States were smart enough to fake a moon landing in 1969, I think it wouldn’t be too hard for India to toss a rocket into orbit. Should be as simple as breathing for those brainiacs.

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Bring Me this Archbishop’s Pimp Staff

December 25th, 2010 6:15pm No comments

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Timothy Dolan at Midnight Mass at St. Patrick’s, just tearing it up with the bling staff.

Imagine the bitches you could pick up with that thing? Such a waste for a bishop to have. I mean the thing probably sits in the closet all year. I could take that thing to the Grape and shit.

PS – I’m not going to hell for thinking this, right? God would side with me. He’d think that would be more useful to me than some old bishop dude.

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