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Yeah I wrote a whole thing about what would happen if the iPhone came to Verizon and it disappeared. This must be user error because this is the third time I lost content when writing on this blog. It doesn’t save in realtime (it does do autosaves every 5 or 10 minutes but that’s shitty). What happens is that I have ADD and multiple revisions open so the blank ones save, I press publish and it messes up.

Well it was too long anyway so here’s short bullets of what would happen if the iPhone came to Verizon:

• Droid Sales will crash – everyone wants the iPhone and Verizon people are getting the Droids because they’re the next best thing (they’re not like me and genuinely think Android is a better OS)
• Mass Exodus of Customers from AT&T – AT&T sucks, can’t make calls and people only use them because of the iPhone. Period
• Verizon Gets Tiered Data Plans – Once again, the abundance of smartphones will strain the network, so there go the unlimited plans.

This sucks.

There are rumors of Apple creating a CDMA version of the iPhone for Verizon. Here are my thoughts on that:

EDIT: WORDPRESS FUCKING FAIL. I wrote this shit. Where the fuck did it go?

Christ this is disgusting. I actually don’t even have any words to describe how awful this is. I’m sitting here trying to come up with something clever to say about it and all I can think of is “gross.”

Way to make yourself look like a dude, bro. The brown bags will be coming out when she goes back to Brown this fall I guess…

Whatever, it’s still Emma Watson so its all good.