It’s Utterly Disgusting in Here Right Now


I think I’m taking a second lunch break because I need to get the hell out of here. Absolutely nasty in this office. First of all, I shit you not – our thermostat is showing that it’s 83 degress. I’m sweating bullets in here. It’s fuckin 29 and snowing outside and it’s like God damn Ecuador in here.

Second, someone here probably shit his or her pants because it smells gross. And the person tried covering it up with air freshener. So now i smell a shitty, fragrance-y mess show. Gross. It’s like Snooki in here.