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If the Yankees Signed Carl Pavano, I’d Have Started Rooting for the Fucking Mets

January 20th, 2011 9:05pm Leave a comment

Yankees talked to Carl Pavano? Offered him a year? Are you fucking shitting me? The American IDLE. Guy got paid multi millions to be hurt for 3 seasons straight. Legit pitched like two thirds of an inning before getting carried off the field in a stretcher again. Absolute joke. Then when he finally came back he was good for 6-7 runs per game. Obviously once he left the Yankees, he started tearing it up.

Fuckin A, we should just resign Nick Johnson, Hideki Irabu, Randy Johnson, Kevin Brown and Roger Clemens (post coming back from Texas). We’ll have the All Star joker team.

Thank Christ the Twins took him.

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