This Freak Ass Barbie Doll’s Got Some Pair of Tits


Huffington Post – She stands about six feet tall with a 39″ bust, 18″ waist, and 33″ hips. These are the supposed measurements of Barbie if she were a real person. I built her as a part of the first National Eating Disorder Awareness Week (NEDAW) at my high school, later introducing her to Hamilton College during its first NEDAW in 2011.

Saw this bitch promoting her pukey Barbie on the Today Show this morning. That’s just straight up nasty. If I ever saw that thing in real life, I’d have nightmares about it. Why the fuck is the head so small? You mean to tell me this ex-anorexic girl spent weeks building a (literally) half assed barbie with giant balloon tits for an exhibit on eating disorders? I don’t know what image she thinks is hot, but uhhh I’m not into 6 feet tall sticks with tits.

PS – If I were Matel, I’d sue this bitch for manipulating a patented product and using a trademarked name without permission.

PS – Whoever you are, nice ass.