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More Evidence I Won’t Be Living Long

May 9th, 2011 8:52pm Leave a comment

Remember how I wrote about how I was going to drop dead earlier than normal because I sit all day? Welp, time to apply for the sanitation or start my own landscaping business or something. Looks like I’ll be kicking it at 53 years old because I sit all day long. New infographic to prove it.

Hey you know what? Maybe I’ll just throw nonstop ragers. I never stood more in my life than at college parties. That’ll solve this all.

PS – who sits around and makes these things all day long? Obviously this can’t be legit, right?

 

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  1. JLu
    May 9th, 2011 at 22:41 | #1

    Chances are that infographic was for linkbait lol.

  2. May 11th, 2011 at 01:21 | #2

    Yeah, it seems completely full of shit and the site is a joke. Although Mashable picked it up

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