My team is so streaky. One week I blow everyone away and the next week, I’m hopeless. This week is out of control… And I still have 4 days of baseball left to add to it… 292 points already. Some people have like 95. HA.
My players are hitting .350
My pitchers’ ERA is 0.72 combined
The line: 29-83, 8 2B, 2 3B, 9 HR, 23 RBI, 18 R, SB, 14 BB, 12 KO, CS, 31.2 INN, 22 HA, 8 BBI, 27 K, 3 ER, 2 W, 6 S
No, I will NOT trade you Bautista or Lincecum. Enfuckinjoyyyyyyy.


What the hell is this shit? What the fuck is this ugly assed gray bar that Google rolled out? Why gray? Since when does Google use gray as a color? That bar used to be offwhite and blue?
I’m sorry, but gray completely clashes with the rest of Google’s image. Sorry guys. What asinine UI designer proposed that and second of, who the hell approved it? That’s crazy as hell!
Last June, I had like 50 blog posts at this point because I was out of control working in the school district all day sitting in the TV studio and blogging like it was my job. When the keypad of the back room started beeping and it was my boss, I would jolt up and bolt out the back door. Now that I have a real job and am a lazy fucking guy, I never blog much anymore. Not that anyone reads it. Except like 4 people. But that’s a good ass thing. Essentially, if anyone saw what I wrote they’d think I was a crazy guy. Well the answer is I’m not. I’m just fun. And half the shit I write is all a joke and for fun. So en-fuckin-joyyyyy.