If I Saw This T-Shirt One More Time, I’d Puke All Over Meg


I was at the Jersey Shore last weekend and I’ve never seen more of these shirts in my life. It was like Phillies central down there. Give me a quarter every time I saw one of these on the Boardwalk and I’d have the whole weekend covered. I’ve never even seen this shirt before in my life and I go away for a few days and 99/104 people had one on, or some variant of it. Assholes had this shittattooedon their foreheads.

Ill? Really Philly? That’s the best you can do?Philly is so awful. Their sports teams are awful. Their fans are horridband-wagoners. And most importantly, their people are ugly.