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You Can Suck My Dick If 20 out of Your Last 22 Facebook Profile Pictures Are You and Your BF

June 25th, 2011 12:00pm Leave a comment

A little God Damn excessive, no? Normally, I wouldn’t notice and/or care about these things, but I was at the bar and someone pointed this out to me. ¬†What a good point. You know who’s in my Facebook profile pictures? Mother fuckin’ me. And that’s all. Maybe me and my boys here and there. But it’s my profile picture. Starring me. And how hot I am. And how the biddies want to bang out, but I’m too good for them and won’t let them. I steal the show. It’s not some couples profile shit for fucks sake.

So I have one message to all you jokers who like to brag and show off how awesome you are because you’re having sexy time in every picture: Fucking blow me. Because I’m better than your mother fuckin joke boyfriend.

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  1. JLu
    June 25th, 2011 at 15:18 | #1

    butthurt much? jk lol

  2. Waspito
    June 25th, 2011 at 19:51 | #2

    A-mother fuckin’-men to that.

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