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Stop Defending This Fucking Heatwave

July 22nd, 2011 8:39pm Leave a comment

Want to know what the best part of this heatwave is? I got a the Epic Swarm Foursquare badge out of it. Otherwise, nothing.

Fuck the summer. You have to waste like millions of killowathours running ACs just to stay comfortable in small spaces, then when you walk out, it’s insta-hot. The trains and subways smell like sweat and the platforms are literally 125 degrees.

Here’s another fine excerpt of my laws of flawless logic. There is one reason why it’s better to be cold. You can always add more layers and get warm. Nuff said. If it’s hot and you’re ass naked, you’re still hot (but not as hot as me) and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Why are there like 40 people defending this shit?

Even the Rocknation dude called me out.

 

 

So I go on Facebook and people are like:

HEY all YOU hating on the heat: please take your negativity to antarctica because you’ll be complaining about the snow again in a good 5 months. embrace the sunshine.

1) I won’t be complaining about snow. 2) I can embrace the sunshine when its 70, not 104.

To those complaining about the heat….newsflash, it’s July. And it was snowing in March. Stop.

Suck it. It’s not 100 every day in July, and I like snow.

Winter: Boo hoo it’s so cold, my car’s stuck in the snow! Summer: Oh no, it’s so hot! I <3 summer and I’m not looking forward to winter at all.

Get a car that doesn’t get stuck in snow. Bam!

People make me laugh.

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