Australian Collar Bomb Hoax Girl is an Absolute Bombshell


For all you morons not following the news – A millionaire’s terrified daughter was freed by cops last night after TEN HOURS with a “collar bomb” around her neck.Madeleine Pulver, 18, feared she would be blown up at any moment after a man in a ski mask burst into her home and clamped on the device. The maniac left a ransom note threatening to detonate the bomb by remote control unless his demands were met. He fled after telling Madeleine the collar was fitted with a microphone so he could hear what she was saying.

So you mean to tell me that someone broke into this broad’s mansion and put a fake bomb device around her neck demanding money? Jeez…

Lets analyze the situation:

  • Australian accent? Check.
  • Millionaireparents? Check.
  • 18 years old? Check (does that even matter in Australia?)
  • Huge rack? Check.
  • Didn’t blow up? Check.