Boring Ass Post: I Ramped Up Traffic To This Blog in 2011


Not that I give a fuck, but traffic is up from like 4 views per day average to about 30. I think the trick is to write every day. Something I do when I’m bored and not drinking. Which is a good thing because my liver appreciates it and I won’t die at like 27 years old.

This blog is for me to write outrageous commentary about ordinary things, in which my logic is flawless and I’m always right. It is not to be taken seriously. I don’t care if it gets 1 or 500 views. All I care about is that I can write about a bunch of nonsense just because I can.

SO enjoyyyyy, all of you people who get kicks out of the bullshit I blabber about. If you agree, you are on the right side. Also you’re like Maresca and disagree with me about everything from my extreme politics to how 90s grunge is better than 80s metal crap – I don’t give a fuck either.