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Prediction: Stock Market Will Crash Today

August 8th, 2011 1:02am Leave a comment

Get ready to lose money. The markets are going to hell today. I guarantee it. At best, they will close down 3-5%, but I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if you see the Dow dump 800-1000+ points.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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