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Russia Is A Pimp Assed Country

September 27th, 2011 2:53am Leave a comment

Not only do they spit out good programmers, but that is one wild ass place. ¬†Fucking Putin. That guy is a straight up baller. I didn’t even realize he wasn’t the president anymore. I kept seeing pictures of him¬†gambling, drinking, partying with sluts, racing cars, doing all kinds of crazy shit… And then one day he’s like “okay, I’m ready to be president again”

Since when was he not the president? You mean to tell me that if I’m the president of Russia, I can be like “BRB, going on sabbatical” then just come back whenever the hell I want? Sign me up! Screw this country. I’m going to Russia. Plus, it’s cold there and I like the cold.

 

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