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Women Were So Fucking Ugly During Prohibition

October 2nd, 2011 9:06pm Leave a comment

This dude Carie Nation is the nastiest man that existed

I’m watching Ken Burns’ special on Prohibition. It’s pretty boring, but I get the idea. I have one main observation: why the fuck were women so God damn ugly back then?

Seriously? Were these morons stupid, trying to ban alcohol? How’d they ever fuck? Who in their soberest mind would bang one of these dogs? I mean, these women make Meg look hot, and I puked a little bit in my mouth thinking about  that analogy.

These bitches should have embraced alcohol. It might have helped their chances getting some poor dude shitfaced enough to brown bag them.

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