If I Get Stampeded Tomorrow and Die, It’s Steve Jobs’ Fault


The Fucking Apple store is opening in Grand Central tomorrow at 10AM. As if that shithole isn’t crowded enough already… Every day, I walk through there at about 9:45. I’m not going to make it tomorrow. I already warned my boss that I’ll be in at 1:45 due to mobs. I’m sure there are people there right now with tents and shit just occupying Grand Central waiting to raid this Apple Store.

Thanks for making my commute 100% shittier. Fuckers.