Year: 2011


Fuck Fox News For Jacking Google’s GChat Sound


Fox News is a complete piece of shit. Way to steal from Google. I’m over here trying to watch their biased ass debate and all I hear is the GChat ding. How the hell am I supposed to know the difference between a real chat and their stupid sound. Whose bright idea was that nonsense

I ultimately turned this off because every politician is a moron no matter what. And the ones that are decent are ignored because they’re radically different from their party. That’s why political parties are a joke.

 

So I turned it off. Because they completely made fools out of the real people running

This Blog is SO Much Faster Now


Ever since I moved i]this blog off my piece of shit shared host on December 1st, I’ve had 0 downtime and the response time pretty much cut in half. See where the time decreases? That is me moving this to a dedivated VPS and lighttpd instead of a shared server and Apache.

Enjoyyy

I Guarantee You the Galaxy Nexus Won’t Be Released on the 15th


Latest rumors on the internets say this phone is going to be released on the 15h. I PROMISE you that won’t happen. It won’t even be out in 2011. Mark my words.

Congratulations, Verizon Wireless dickheads! I hope you enjoyed the most botched phone release in the history of mankind.This is taken straight from the page of how to NOT release a smartphone.

This fucking thing was supposed to be out before Black Friday. Then there were about 80 different rumors about other release dates, all of which have come and gone. PR stayed silent and rumors were going crazy. Then the phone gets shipped out to the Samsung Experience in NYC, and was forced to be removed. After that, it’s shipped to Best Buy and Radio Shack, but it’s ordered to be locked up.

 

Here’s an idea. Release a phone before Black Friday and push it throughout the holidays. Sales on this thing are going to SUCK because you don’t release something 10 days before Christmas.

So what’s the holdup? They were probably holding this phone back due to the following

  • Promoting shittier phones instead (Droid Razr). Why? It’s Droid branded and that’s Verizon’s baby. They put all their shitware on it.
  • LTE outage –4G was out for a bit
  • Fighting with Google over Google Wallet – Verizon is like fuck off and we don’t want this shit on here because we want to develop our own inferior version of it. I respect Google for being more like Apple and being like “no bitches, this is a Google phone, stop fucking with it.”
  • I guarantee you Verizon will never EVER release another pure Google phone again. Too much hassle. Why do that when they can just roll out inferior Droid branded Motorolas. They want the utmost control over everything. Only Apple can tell Big Red what to do. Everyone else – they don’t care about.

Overall, it only hurts consumers. So fuck all these big businesses.

Keep Wasting Money, Shitheads


Giz-How many drones can you lose in a month? Apparently not enough: the US Air Force lost another drone today, a General Atomics MQ-9 Reaper, this time on the Seychelles.According to the US embassy in Mauritius: “a U.S. Air Force remote-piloted MQ-9 crashed at the Seychelles International Airport in Mahe. The MQ-9 was not armed and no injuries were reported.”

It crashed where? TheSeychelles? Mahe? We have an embassy in where? Mauritius? The fuck is that? Let me get out my Google map…

I have some questions:

  1. Where the fuck are theSeychelles / Mahe? I’m well educated in geography and never heard of either.
  2. Why the fuck is a U.S drone flying around in some random assed place. We have no business
  3. How much did the drone cost. How about paying back our debt to China so they don’t take us over in 40 years instead of wasting millions of
  4. We should just let Asians build our technology. We obviously suck at life. Planes and shit can’t even stay in the air.

This is a waste of money. This fucking ignorant country needs to stop flying drones all around and crashing them, and instead startworryingabout how shitty things are here. Like the fact that the Galaxy Nexus launched in like 9 other countries before here. This second world shithole…

Firefox: Now Shittier than Internet Explorer (In terms of Security)


Lifehacker -A new Google-fundedstudy of browser securityby security research firm Accuvant Labs crowned Chrome the champion of security features, and ranked Firefox below Internet Explorer in terms of protection available from web-borne threats.

Welp, there you have it folks. Mozilla has gone the way of the shitter. I told you they were losing it over the years. Ever since that there Chrome came around, they were basically like “fuck it, we give up. Let’s just rapidly release like 6 versions in a row that have like 4 improvements each”

Chrome is the only browser that has a true sandbox, meaning that even if malicious code gets exploited, it has 0 access to your real computer. It’s good because it was built from scratch. Not built on top of Netscape from like 1997

Granted, this study is probably biased because Google paid for it. Microsoft paid for another one and said IE was more secure. Either way, I can attest to the fact that Firefox is a real insecure shitpile. One day on Windows XP a few months ago, I typed in youtube wrong and went to some rogue website and bam. Virus. Didn’t even install anything. It just buffer overflowed, executed remote code and that was it. I had to format. Another website I went to threw memory corruption errors in Chinese! What the f mang? How’d that happen? Obviously there’s some JS executing going on over there.

Ever since then, I have nothing to do with Windows XP and Chrome is my main browser.