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Is this Bullshit Summer Over Yet? Summer in NYC Blows

August 1st, 2012 10:29pm Leave a comment

I fucking despise summer. Summer in New York is one of the most miserable experiences ever. Period. Fuckin… the worst thing is dressing up in hot ass uncomfortable business clothes every day and standing like a sardine next to smelly, filthy motherfuckers and homeless on the subway for extended amounts of time because “ladies and gentlemen, we are delayed because of train traffic ahead of us. Thank you for your patience.” What the fuck is train traffic? Its a fuckin one way rail. How does that shit get delayed? Its not like some asshole got a flat tire and blocked the road, although with how shitty the MTA is, I wouldn’t be surprised if it WAS possible for those broken down shitpile trains to get flat tires.

It’s humid, there are millions of asshole tourists walking around, getting in my way. I’m sweaty, grumpy, pissy. My trains are delayed, the office AC is not cold enough, people smell like shit, people walk too slow, I can roast a chicken on the subway platforms. Fuck this noise.

I’ve come to the realization that unless I’m at the beach, there is absolutely no reason for it to be above 55 degrees.

Now don’t get me wrong. I love and need seasons, or I’d get bored. But we all know summer is virtually over after July 4ths like some unwritten rule. Once there are no more company holidays, its all bullshit.

Viva la fall!

PS – posted this shit from my Nexus 7 and the WordPress app. If it looks shitty, my bad. Love this stupid waste of money. Also, fuck Apple.

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  1. JLu
    August 1st, 2012 at 22:41 | #1

    Doesn’t look shitty at all, abusers.

    Btw…I fell for Kevin Rose’s AMA on Reddit…he didn’t answer SHIT! Fuck him.

    • August 1st, 2012 at 22:51 | #2

      Kevin Rose went mainstream now. He was so much more legit back in the TechTV days with the dark tips.

      Also, I read an article on how the colors are miscalibrated and washed out on the nexus 7. Valid. I was looking at instagram in my galaxy nexus and this tablet and it looked so much better in my phone.

  2. JLu
    August 2nd, 2012 at 01:04 | #3

    Maybe a software update can fix it? That’s a bummer though. I don’t know much about the tablet, but I’m assuming it’s still pretty sweet despite the color issues?

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