Home > Rants > If The Subway Turnstyle Swipe Reader Messes Up, I’m Jumping The Fuck Over It

If The Subway Turnstyle Swipe Reader Messes Up, I’m Jumping The Fuck Over It

August 3rd, 2012 12:00am Leave a comment
  • Swipe Card
  • “Please Reswipe”
  • I swipe again
  • “Please Reswipe”
  • I swipe again
  • “Too Soon”

Today I jumped the fuck over a subway turnstyle in front of like 100 people at rush hour because the stupid ass thing refused to read my card and then locked me out. I looked like an asshole over there holding up 40 people because the shit wouldn’t read. What kind of a stupid ass turnstyle fails to read the card 3 times and then says “sorry, too soon- you can’t come in.” Fuck that noise.  So no, I didn’t do anything wrong because I get unlimited rides anyway. It just screwed up. I was almost waiting for a cop to give me shit because I would have lost it on him/her

Besides that, it was 100 fuckin degrees, I was in a fighting mood because bitches stop on the fucking steps. Some fucker looked at me funny when I hopped it and I was like “Fuckin arrest me bitch.” It was 100% justified. Because I pay the stupid assed MTA like a bajillion dollars per month for unlimited use their shitty services and they can’t even have turnstyles that read my fucking card.  You think I’m paying another $2.25 because their shit fucked up? Outside of your mind, I’m not giving them spit. The fucking things even say no tokens, that’s how old they are.

This isn’t even the first time this happened to me, that’s what gets me. One time I was at a station with a ceiling to floor barricade thingy and I had to go to the window and tell the stupid bitch to let me in because it fucked up.

Fuckin MTA.

Categories: Rants Tags:
  1. No comments yet.
You must be logged in to post a comment.