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What’s the Over/Under South Carolina Secedes from the Union Again?

October 4th, 2013 2:01am Leave a comment

Washington Times –  The South Carolina state House passed a bill Wednesday that declares President Obama’s Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act to be “null and void,” and criminalizes its implementation.

The state’s Freedom of Health Care Protection Act intends to “prohibit certain individuals from enforcing or attempting to enforce such unconstitutional laws; and to establish criminal penalties and civil liability for violating this article.”

Oh my. I smell Civil War 2. South Carolina basically telling the federal government to go fuck themselves. Don’t like this federal law? Fuck that, we’ll just nullify this. Makes me laugh. It criminalizes its implementation? So who would get arrested and shit for trying to enforce it? Feds? Congressmen? Obama? Guess what:  This whole state notion of  “fuck what the federal government says” works up to the point where federal government starts cutting state funding unless they ratify their shit. This is why motherfuckers can’t drink until they’re 21. Technically, a state could be like “eat a dick feds, let’s make the age 18 again so people like portfolioso don’t turn into raging alcoholics in college.”  But the government is all like “nah son, I won’t give you highway money.” And the states are all whores for money, so they comply.

I’ve been thinking lately: The United States is a stupid assed fucking country with idiotic politicians and more problems that can ever be solved. But like… I’m still free. It’s not like I live in some hut in Africa drinking bacteria water, need to cloak myself in the Middle East while dodging bombs from thousands of years of civil war, and I can still go on Facebook, unlike China. The only thing worse than those is probably Time Warner Cable. Internet in Zimbabwe is more reliable. But I digress.

So despite the United States being all fucked up, fighting idiotic wars, cancelling government, states straight up trying to nullify federal law (which is actually allowed in the Constitution)…. It’s just a comedy show. I shouldn’t get all pissed about it because there’s no fixing it. As long as I can do whatever the fuck I want without harming others, so be it. So what if the NSA is spying on my shit? I’m against the shit out of that and think it’s criminal, but I’m not doing anything wrong, so whatever. Let them waste their time watching me do stupid shit like complain about servers crashing on twitter and blogging (read : first amendment free speech) about whatever the fuck I want.

Enjoyyyyy

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