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This Is Idiotic Chrome User Experience

December 27th, 2014 2:40pm No comments

You want to know what really pisses me off about Google Chrome?  When you make a video full screen, you get this stupid ass notification that it’s full screen and whether or not to allow it or exit. Idiots. I CHOSE to make it full screen. It’s already full screen, thus already allowed. I don’t need to see this idiotic modal telling me otherwise. Get rid of it.

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What’s The Problem Here?

October 10th, 2014 12:08am No comments

NBC Chicago – Police are searching for a man who allegedly got a bit too “touchy-feely” with a woman’s feet at a grocery store parking lot in South Jersey.  The woman told police she was loading groceries into her vehicle in the parking lot of the ShopRite on Ark Road in Mount Laurel around 10:20 p.m. Saturday. As she began to close her driver’s side door, a man stopped the door from closing. The man then told the woman he wanted to speak to her and complimented her toes, according to investigators. The woman said the man then touched and squeezed two of her toes. After the woman told the man to stop touching her he let go and told her he was obsessed with toes, police said. He then walked away.

This was one of the headliners on my taxinews feed screen tonight… I was reading the news and getting all depressed because it was all about shootings, war, ebola, stabbings, homeless, poverty, robberies etc… Then this came up… I was like what the fuck…

Um. Here’s the thing. I don’t have a foot/toe fetish. I think that’s weird and it doesn’t do anything for me. Additionally, if you go up to strangers in the parking lot at 10 PM when it’s pitch black and start sucking on toes, that’s just flat out messed up and you should probably die of natural selection and never reproduce.

…But I think this went a little too far. I don’t see what the issue is here or why this is even news. Look at what I bolded above. She asked him to stop and he was like “oops, my bad. I’m kinda into toes and sorry that I weireded you out. You asked me to stop? Ok.” and then walked away….

So now the cops are wasting time looking for this guy? Don’t you have ISIS people to catch and murderers to stop? I assure you he’s no threat to anyone, other than being a weird.  What’s the problem here? He stopped and walked away when he was asked to. No trouble….

 

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Ugly Chick from Big Bang Theory Is Jealous of Ariana Grande

September 16th, 2014 9:00am No comments

The Big Bang Theory star Mayim Bialik has singled out out Ariana Grande for criticism after spotting a billboard featuring the pop star in her underwear. In a post on her Kveller blog, the modest actress and lifestyle guru, reveals she has no idea who the Problem singer is, but she would rather her kids weren’t subjected to images of scantily-clad pop stars around Los Angeles. Bialik writes, “I am old-fashioned. My kids have clothes they only wear to synagogue. I don’t favour my kids cursing. I dress modestly. I don’t want my kids learning about sex from billboards. Stuff like that.

“Which is why a few billboards I have seen lately really bug me. There is one for Ariana Grande, and I will go ahead and admit I have no idea who she is or what she does. Based on the billboard, she sells lingerie. Or stiletto heels. Or plastic surgery because every woman over 22 wishes she has that body, I’m sure.

1297606359023_ORIGINALPARENT OF THE YEAR! Only buys her kids clothes they can wear to synagogue! Sign me up! Your kids will absolutely grow up to be model citizens!

For sure not! Don’t give me all of this bullshit, Mayim. You’re no prude. I guarantee that you’re into the kinkiest shit I can’t even think of. If there’s ONE takeaway we should have all learned of from the fappenning, it’s that no one is innocent.

She’s just jealous she’s uglier than Ariana Grande. She even said it herself “every woman over 22 wishes she has that body, I’m sure.”

 

 

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