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Angry Birds Uses a Bullshit Physics Engine

December 6th, 2011 12:36am No comments

What kind of nonsense is this shit? Blocks float in mid-air now?  Not sure what world they live in over at Box2D, but it my world, blocks unsupported by anything fall to the ground due do a phenomenon known as… Gravity.


I’m telling you. It’s not that I suck at this game. It uses unrealistic physics.

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I Called It! Google Is FINALLY Getting Rid of that Black StupidBar

November 29th, 2011 11:00pm No comments

Fucking Google. I love them to death but they recently hired a bunch of colorblint hipster jokefests as UI designers because they pretty much ruined Google Reader and Gmail. Completely devoid of color.

Anyway, these biddies should listen to me because I obviously know it all. Months ago I blogged about how shitty that black navigation bar is. Welp, today they announced that they’re getting rid of it. No shit? Since when did an ugly black eyesore of a toolbar become part of Googles UI?

Portfolioso: 1
Google: 0

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Son Of a Bitch Apple Fanboy Says Galaxy Nexus is a Piece of Shit

November 28th, 2011 8:39pm No comments

Gigaom – While I most often use an iPhone as my primary mobile device, I’m not an Android-hater by any means.

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But in terms of the average smartphone user’s priorities right now, I still believe the iPhone 4S is the superior device. The iOS web browsing experience is still better (text rendering is better, the interface is more usable, and double-tap zooming is a necessity for one-hand browsing), text looks better all around, it has a much better camera for capturing mobile memories, and with iOS 5, notifications provide exactly the right kind of information exactly where you want it.

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Fuck this guy . This is your typical fucking hipster piece of shit Apple fanboy. How did I ever guess that the Galaxy Nexus is perceived to be a complete shitpile in the eyes of an Apple fanboy. Is there anything Android can do to impress these people? Nope.

Guess what dumbshit – Android does have double tap zooming. I can argue this guy point by point, but it’s a waste of my time because 85% of people who read my blog honestly don’t know anything about technology.

My point is that I haven’t even seen the Galaxy Necus in person and I guarantee you that the hardware is better than the iPhone 4s. I guarantee you Android 4.0 is as polished as iOS. I’m not saying the 4S is bad – just that once you’re an Apple fanboy, you’re too arrogant to admit that anything else is better,

I bet if Apple boxed up a pile of horse shit and called it the iPhone 5, fanboys would still say it was better than the Galaxy Nexus. Give me a break!