Category: Sports


And it all Comes Down to this Crazy Bastard


Season on the line tonight, folks! Good or bad A.J? Who ya got? The good AJ or the AJ I bashed a new asshole in?

I can’t believe the entire 2011 season comes down to this jokester. Come on!


The NY Mets Are The Lowest Organization Known To Man


Are you fucking kidding me? The Mets are selling $12 tickets on Groupon for $7. BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. What a fucking joke. It’s September. They’re like 34.5 games behind. Their season is over for the next 6 years. No one gives a shit and a half about the New York Mets. Get the hell out of my city. This is an embarrassment to New York. We are too classy for this.

PS -I’m pretty sure middle school football teams charge more money for games than the Mets are. Scratch that. Elementary school.

Joe Torre Tells Mets They Can’t Honor NYPD & FDNY on 10th Anniversary of 9/11


NBC Sports-Major League Baseball denied the New York Mets’ request to wear baseball caps Sunday night honoring New York emergency service departments for their game against the Chicago Cubs on the 10th anniversary of the 2001 terrorist attacks.

Joe Torre, MLB’s executive vice president for baseball operations, told The Associated Press in a phone interview the decision was made to keep policy consistent throughout baseball.

“Certainly it’s not a lack of respect,” Torre said. “We just felt all the major leagues are honoring the same way with the American flag on the uniform and the cap. This is a unanimity thing.”

Just read this on Boston and NYC Barstool and they both ripped Torre a new asshole. Welp, I disagree. Joe Torre is a classy fucking guy. God Damn right he shouldn’t let the Mets honor the NYPD and FDNY. Who the hell wants to be honored by the biggest joke organization that has ever existed? That’s a damn insult. And who the hell are the Mets to get special treatment wearing FDNY and NYPD hats when no one else can? That’s just not right.

Keep it classy, Joe!


What the Twitterverse is Saying about A.J. Burnett Right Now


Fuck this guy. Anyone who gives up 7 runs in 1 2/3 innings and then curses the manager out for pulling him has a screw and a half loose. This is after Cashman defended him. The fucking guy should be sent to Scranton, demoted to the bullpen. He’s about as useful as the fucking stock market is.

And my tweets (since they’re private and you’re not worth enough to read them):


Burnett is 0 For July. Woof.


Jesus Christ AJ. No wonder we’re in second place. Stop letting a shit team beat us. Fuckin’ taking a loss to an asshole with a 4-14 record is a damn joke shop.