Category: Sports


My Fantasy Team is Doing Fucking Work this Week


My team is so streaky. One week I blow everyone away and the next week, I’m hopeless. This week is out of control… And I still have 4 days of baseball left to add to it… 292 points already. Some people have like 95. HA.

My players are hitting .350
My pitchers’ ERA is 0.72 combined

The line:29-83, 8 2B, 2 3B, 9 HR, 23 RBI, 18 R, SB, 14 BB, 12 KO, CS,31.2 INN, 22 HA, 8 BBI, 27 K, 3 ER, 2 W, 6 S

No, I will NOT trade you Bautista or Lincecum. Enfuckinjoyyyyyyy.

SO Feliciano Is Hurt? How Shocking *Yawn*


God damnit! Who’s idiot idea was it for the Yankees to pick up this washed up ex New York Met. What a fucking waste of money and a spot on my roster. It’s like the second week of April and his shoulder essentially tore in half. This is why I specifically do not EVER draft anyone from the Mets to my fantasy teams. Nor should a world class organization ever take anyone from that joking mess of a ball club. The players go to shit. If the player is good and goes to the Mets, he will turn awful. If a player leaves the Mets, he’ll usually improve, with the exception of pitchers because the moron Mets organization essentially overuse them until their arms fall off.

Trying to Debate Who I Have A Bigger Crush On…


…some above average looking Mets chick who may or may not be 18 yet, or Nick Swisher.

No brainer. I’m gonna go with Swish. I’m not into getting arrested. Or the New York Mets organization

Look at this Tub of Shit


Fucking Joba… Hippo shows up at camp all out of shape from binge drinking every night and doing who the fuck knows in Hickbraska.

Guy was so promising back in 2007. How do you go from being a 21 year old lights out setup man for Mo, the greatest closer of all time, to a complete joke who’s not even guaranteed to make the roster anymore. I mean shit. He was legit ballin. Then he thinks hes hot shit, parties too much, gets DUIs etc and the guy is lousy now.

Awful. I still blame the flies in Cleveland


If the Yankees Signed Carl Pavano, I’d Have Started Rooting for the Fucking Mets


Yankees talked to Carl Pavano? Offered him a year? Are you fucking shitting me? The American IDLE. Guy got paid multi millions to be hurt for 3 seasons straight. Legit pitched like two thirds of an inning before getting carried off the field in a stretcher again. Absolute joke. Then when he finally came back he was good for 6-7 runs per game. Obviously once he left the Yankees, he started tearing it up.

Fuckin A, we should just resign Nick Johnson, Hideki Irabu, Randy Johnson, Kevin Brown and Roger Clemens (post coming back from Texas). We’ll have the All Star joker team.

Thank Christ the Twins took him.