Study Says Android Users Constantly Bring Their Phones to the Shitter
Mashable - A report by marketing agency 11mark found that three in four people are texting, emailing and even talking on the phone while in the bathroom. In fact, about 25% of Americans said they always bring their phone into the restroom. However, the survey — conducted among 1,000 Americans — revealed that Android users are slightly more likely to use their phones in the bathroom compared to other device owners. About 87% of Android users have used their phone while going to the bathroom compared with 84% of BlackBerry users and 77% of iPhone users.
I mean… It’s better than bringing your laptop to the shitter…
I really don’t see what the big deal is. It’s not like you’re going to wipe your ass on your phone. As long as you follow the golden rules, you’re good:
- Start shit
- Use phone (not for calls, asshole)
- Put phone away in a pocket
- Wipe ass
- Flush toilet
- Wash hands
- Leave shitter
PS – guaranteed that 25 Apple fanboys will call me nasty.
