Upgrading this bitch to WordPress 3.1. My plugins might break, so bear with me. I have backups but I’m too tired to restore them tonight if this goes wrong. It shouldn’t though. This isn’t Drupal or some awful shit.
Edit: Success, bitches! Nothing broke, unlike last time. Noice. 2/2 in WordPress upgrades without breaking anything.
Seriously, FUCK my host. That’s right. If you want a shared hosting environment, get the fuck away from Surpass. They used to be amazing back in 2004, but they grew too big for their own good. I’m on some piece of junk server that has horseshit uptime and server loads averaging around 15. Fuck this.
Time to go host shopping.
We have scheduled the integration of this additional UPS on Monday January 10th, 2011 at 9 AM EST (UTC-5). The integration will be completed within two hours. No down time is expected during this integration because this new system has been already successfully inspected and stress tested by a third party. However, in a worst-case scenario, up to 25% of the servers in our data center may experience a brief loss of power and reboot themselves automatically. We do not expect this to happen, but we are well-prepared in case it does. We have scheduled a special standby response team that will take action as needed to minimize the impact of any problems that arise during this work.
Minimal downtime my ass. 54 minutes of downtime for the ENTIRE datacenter, not just 25% of servers. Plus the server load sucks dick half of the day on my server. Christ. If it wasn’t dirt cheap and I had more than 4 regular visitors, I’d switch it in a heartbeat.