How To Internet
July 26th, 2010 10:45pm
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I probably shouldn't be writing this on boards and then walking away.
Categories: Computer/ Tech Related
This is Why Kids are Stupid These Days
July 26th, 2010 5:59pm
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See this is why kids these days are so fucking stupid: they aren’t even learning the alphabet right thanks to these assinine signs. Remember those signs that were taped up around the classroom with the letters and a picture? A is for apple. B is for bee. C is for cat…. Yeah. Well, every time I see this shit in a classroom where I work, I rage:
D is for dog. Okay, that’s fine.
E is for… Ed? What the fuck is that? Why isn’t E for elephant or something simple? Why the fuck is it for Ed? Who says that dude is an Ed? Maybe he’s a Bob.
F is for… Two children playing, a ball and the sun
H is for hat
I is for Monkey. It took me a few seconds to realize that the monkey was scratching his balls and that I was for itch. Really? How do you draw an itch? ICE CREAM, you shitpiles!
J is for jug
U is for arrow (yes, I know it should be up, but be easier. What ever happened to umbrella?)
V is for car (van? really?)
W is for a cloud blowing shit. How about Watermelon?
X is for Fox? I don’t know about your language, but in English, fox doesn’t start with the letter X, asshole.
Y is for crayon. What about yarn?
Z is for zebra.
And my favorite? K is for Kodak with a picture of a camera (I don’t have the image). I don’t know about you, but I don’t call my camera a Kodak. Therefore, K is not for Kodak you shitfreak! Since when do we start using company names to teach kids the alphabet? K is for fuckin kangaroo or something like that.
For fucks sake, if I were the teacher, I wouldn’t hang this shit on my classroom walls? It’s straight up ignorant.
Looks Like I Picked the Wrong…
July 25th, 2010 2:26am
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..industry to work in. Not that I have a real job yet, but when I do, I will be spending my entire day with fat middle aged/ old men, people from India, various other Asians and rack mount servers. Really nice scenario for me for the rest of my life. I need to figure something out to solve this, because that’s not going to roll.
(This is what I do at 2:18 AM post college. I sit at home and think about how my life sucks. If this were April I would be doing all kinds of fun assed shit. Sigh.)
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