If Someone Posts This Fucking Picture One More Time, I Swear…

January 11th, 2012 8:51pm No comments

I think 9 out of 10 women I am friends with on Facebook posted this picture and were like OMG OMG OMG OMG. Shut the fuck up. I get it, you all want to bang Neville. Enough! Anyway, here’s how the dudes really are (right to left for all you fuckups who know nothing about Harry Potter):

 

PS – This is generally true though. Back in high school and shit, I wasn’t cool at all. Now look at me. I’m a fucking stud. Holler!

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Big Ang on Mob Wives is Absolutely Tearing it Up

January 10th, 2012 8:50pm 2 comments

Season 2 of Mob Wives is an absolute gem. Trash TV central and I love it. I was watching it and I had a smile from ear to ear the whole time. Half of the second episode was a battle royale and the ladies were absolutely killing one another. You have Drita who wants to swing wrenches and put bitches in the hospital and then you have the rest of them going at it. It’s brilliant TV. Brilliant!

The newest addition this season is this monster they call Big Ang. This is so legit (sorry, flash probs doesn’t work on mobile):

My coworker Mals pointed out that Big Ang is comparable to Mr/ Bighead from Rocco’s:

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Vinny From Jersey Shore Needs to Stop Being Such a Pussy

January 7th, 2012 1:41am No comments

Wah. I’m homesick. Wah I miss my family. Shut the fuck up bro. You have a big dick, biddies want your ass and you’re getting millions an episode. Finish the damn summer, get paid, get laid and then go home to your family. Sheesh. It’s not rocket science.

Oh and what the hell is with the fucking hipster glasses. You’re supposed to be Guido, not hipster.

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