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I Called It! Google Is FINALLY Getting Rid of that Black StupidBar

November 29th, 2011 11:00pm No comments

Fucking Google. I love them to death but they recently hired a bunch of colorblint hipster jokefests as UI designers because they pretty much ruined Google Reader and Gmail. Completely devoid of color.

Anyway, these biddies should listen to me because I obviously know it all. Months ago I blogged about how shitty that black navigation bar is. Welp, today they announced that they’re getting rid of it. No shit? Since when did an ugly black eyesore of a toolbar become part of Googles UI?

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Android 2.2 Froyo Just Took a Shit on the iPhone

May 20th, 2010 9:53pm No comments

At Google’s I/O conference, Android 2.2, dubbed Froyo was just announced and it looks amazing. iPhone OS 4, you’ve got nothing!

  • 2-5x faster than Android 2.1
  • Supports USB and WiFi tethering (using your phone’s 3G internet on your computer)
  • Exchange improvements
  • Update multiple apps at once
  • Task manager
  • stream iTunes library to your phone over WiFi
  • V8 javascript engine = fastest mobile browser ever (according to Google)
  • Flash support

Apple just keeps controlling everything and closing out developers. If you want all the tech  details, I don;t want to write about them here, so check these links. But F Steve Jobs and his lame ass keynotes, Google is the shit (true dat, double true)

http://gizmodo.com/5543853/what-is-froyo
http://gizmodo.com/5543659/android-22-is-2x-to-5x-faster-for-apps-plus-so-many-more-features
Screenshots: http://gizmodo.com/5543323/

Google Ruined my Homepage

November 19th, 2009 3:11am 3 comments

Some moron engineer at Google made a brilliant decision: let’s collapse the iGoogle themes to fit more widgets in for those of us with smaller screen resolutions. FALSE. What the hell is the point of having a theme if it gets cut off? Use your brains, Google. I would much rather see the entire theme and scroll for my widgets. At least make it an option. Fix it now, it’s pissing me off.

What my theme looks like:
Google Theme Cut Off

What my theme should look like
Normal iGoogle theme

My screen resolution is 1280×800. I know I’m not really doing well height-wise, but it’s not the worst. I like my Google themes to be seasonal, and they ruined it on me. Now everything’s cut off. Thanks Google

Update: 11/25/2009 - A Google employee replied back on their help forum and acknowledged that the users were upset. Google will be making a change to how this was implemented and will post back to let us know. I will keep you updated

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