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The MTA Can Blow Me With Their Toll Gates

October 25th, 2015 8:29pm No comments

I was driving over the Whitestone Bridge tonight and some asshole in front of us didn’t have enough money on his EZPass. The fucking toll gate was down and it caused a backup for 5 minutes. We had to wait for some asshole MTA traffic cop to come over, get his license plate and manually override the gate.

You fucking idiots. It’s 2015. Why is this necessary. Remove the God damn gates and put cameras up. Can’t you see how much money this will save? Just let them through, take a picture of their plates and send them a bill in the mail. If they don’t pay, fine them and don’t let them renew the registration on the car  until it’s paid. Idiots. You’ll make more money that way.

  1. The gates use unnecessary electric to move them up and down, which is a waste of money and pollutes the environment.
  2. They are mechanical and can break, which means you need to pay some asshole overtime to fix them.
  3. You won’t need to pay as many MTA traffic cops to sit there and get union benefits and make more pension money after they’re retired than entry level professionals do.
  4. You won’t cause traffic backups

Everyone wins. Remove the fucking gates and put cameras in. No wonder the tolls go up every 20 minutes. Christ, the MTA is backwards. Port Authority bridges don’t have toll gates. What is this 1950?

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Can I Just Ask for One Thing? Just One

February 12th, 2013 8:15pm No comments

Will you niggas stop jumping/fighting/fucking/walking and doing crime on train tracks? For fucks sake. I have to get home. My shit is delayed like seven days a week and twice on Sundays because some fucking idiot gets hit by a train or people are on the tracks fucking around. Stop. Fucking kill yourselves or fight elsewhere. I have places to go.  First off, If you are responsible for delaying my train, you don’t even deserve to die because that’s the easy way out. I hope you live and continue on with your miserable life. The 6:36 train from Grand Central which should be in at 7 actually got in about 7:30 two nights in a row which is a bunch of bullshit. Fucking thing is never on time.

*By niggas, I mean all people in general. It’s just an expression. Hop off my dick before calling me a racist.

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A Crowd Condition? Seriously?

February 7th, 2013 9:33am No comments

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Every rush hour is a crowd condition. People in trains and on platforms, ass to dick style. This isn’t alert worthy.

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