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Three Useless Assholes

October 7th, 2011 1:06am No comments

When you have the bases loaded twice with 1 out and still lose 3-2, you deserve to lose. Seriously, this was probably the most boring game I’ve ever seen. No sense of urgency + no one giving a shit = no ALCS.

Now… My Most Useless Player awards, all of whom forgot how to hit a ball once the calendar flipped to October. When you bat these guys 3rd 4th and 5th and they’re all hitting under .200, you don’t win playoff games. Simple as that. From best to worst:

Nick Swisher

  • Batting: 3-15 (.200)

Mark Texiera

  • Batting: 2-15 (.133).
  • 0 RBI
  • 5 strikeouts

Statistically, Tex was hands down the most useless player this post season. Awesome bro. Awesome…

And the winner of the most useless because I said so…

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A-Rod

  • Batting: 2-14 (.143)

HERP DERP

Dude wins hands down for choking every fucking postseason, making the last out and making the most money.

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And it all Comes Down to this Crazy Bastard

October 4th, 2011 8:30pm No comments

Season on the line tonight, folks! Good or bad A.J? Who ya got? The good AJ or the AJ I bashed a new asshole in?

I can’t believe the entire 2011 season comes down to this jokester. Come on!

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Look at this Tub of Shit

February 19th, 2011 2:01am No comments

Fucking Joba… Hippo shows up at camp all out of shape from binge drinking every night and doing who the fuck knows in Hickbraska.

Guy was so promising back in 2007. How do you go from being a 21 year old lights out setup man for Mo, the greatest closer of all time, to a complete joke who’s not even guaranteed to make the roster anymore. I mean shit. He was legit ballin. Then he thinks hes hot shit, parties too much, gets DUIs etc and the guy is lousy now.

Awful. I still blame the flies in Cleveland

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