Another Reason Phillies Fans Suck Balls


All Phillies fans are devil worshipers. PS - Nice rack over there in the gray - and white shorts, which mean's she's automatically DTF. Is that a nip showing through your shirt or a spill on the right teet? I hope you're not a Phillies fan. If so, probably a butterface

Not only are Phillies fans bandwagoners, fat, droopy, ugly, mean or puke on fans, but now they do voodoo. And I’m not talking some old crone witch doctor. Kid is like 6 years old and he’s doing some Voldemort shit that caused Broxton to blow the save. This little devil bitch made me lose to Keith in fantasy baseball last week. You little shit.

I hate the Phillies so bad that I hate them worse than the Mets (and if you know me, I hate the fucking Mets.) I went to Philly once in Mets gear just to break balls and I almost got myself murdered.