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Get the Fuck Off My Team: Phil Hughes Edition

August 5th, 2013 12:56am No comments

LoHud Yankees Blog – Another bad one for Phil Hughes, who’s lost eight of his past 10 decisions since May 15. He has a 5.11 ERA in those starts, and has allowed five or more earned runs in five of those outings. “It’s been like a nightmare I can’t wake up from,” Hughes said. “It’s like a battle every time, even if I have a good start. It’s not easy. On a day like this, it’s really disappointing. I’m not going to stop working. I’ve got to fight to get out of this. It’s going to take work on the side. That’s all I can do.”

This guy fucking sucks. No excuses. No idea why everyone has a hard on for this guy. He’s lousy. Get the fuck off my team, you’re useless. Cashman is an idiot. Should have dealt this guy for minor league talent. The season is already over. Might as well rebuild this shitty-assed, battered, no name excuse of a team we have this 2013 season.

PS – I already cuncelled da Hughes via twitter on April 15th

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Has Brian Cashman Lost His Fucking Mind?

March 11th, 2013 7:59pm No comments

This man is 100% outside his mind and I’m more confident in the fucking MTA than the Yankees this season.  This gentleman is absolutely wreckless. What a flop of an offseason. The Yankees are pulling some Mets-ass shit right now. Absolute embarrassment . Cashman is going around skydiving, breaking bones and tweeting at  a bunch of antiques because he can’t even get ahold of their agents. Derick Lee? Chipper Jones? Scot Rolen? These motherfuckers were in their prime in like 1997. Jesus Fucking Christ. I’d rather pull some asshole out of AAA than to pay millions of dollars to these washed up jokers.

I haven’t even been following the Yankees that closely this offseason with the exception that their team is on average 46 years old, Arod is a whiny bitch who should have gotten his contract voided and a Texiera keeps pulling his vagina muscle.

PREDICTION: Yankees will finish with a 77-86 record.

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The Yankees are So Fucked in 2013, It’s Not Even Funny

February 6th, 2013 2:38am No comments

Fuckin old man team. They’re lucky if we finish in 3rd this year! You have A-Rod’s ‘roid shrunken balls for 5 more years and everyone else is an old bag. Matter of fact, here’s the team getting ready to head out for Spring Training:

oldplayers

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