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Jesus Christ, Dave Robertson
APP – The injury occurred on Wednesday night, when Robertson stumbled down a single step while taking a box to the recycling bin at his St. Petersburg home.
It’s embarrassing,” Robertson said. I don’t even want to have to come and talk to you guys about it. I’d rather be like, I tripped over a chair in the clubhouse or something than tell you I fell down the stairs at my house. And not like a full flight of stairs, just one stair.”
You drunken prick. Who the fuck hurts their ankle walking down one stair before the baseball season starts? And don’t look at me. I’m not a baseball player and I’m an alcoholic, so when I bust my ankle, it’s justified.Recycling? Really? The hell were you doing, bringing all the empties outside? I work like 5 feet away from the canyon of heroes now and if the Yankees don’t win 28 this year, then I just don’t even know what I’ll do.
You’re officially off my list of Yankees I’d go Gay for now. Seriously dude. Don’t waste your career like that asshole Joba did.
Three Useless Assholes
When you have the bases loaded twice with 1 out and still lose 3-2, you deserve to lose. Seriously, this was probably the most boring game I’ve ever seen. No sense of urgency + no one giving a shit = no ALCS.
Now… My Most Useless Player awards, all of whom forgot how to hit a ball once the calendar flipped to October. When you bat these guys 3rd 4th and 5th and they’re all hitting under .200, you don’t win playoff games. Simple as that. From best to worst:
Nick Swisher
- Batting: 3-15 (.200)
Mark Texiera
- Batting: 2-15 (.133).
- 0 RBI
- 5 strikeouts
Statistically, Tex was hands down the most useless player this post season.Awesome bro. Awesome…
And the winner of the most useless because I said so…
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A-Rod
- Batting: 2-14 (.143)
- HERP DERP
Dude wins hands down for choking every fucking postseason, making the last out and making the most money.
And it all Comes Down to this Crazy Bastard
Season on the line tonight, folks! Good or bad A.J? Who ya got? The good AJ or the AJ I bashed a new asshole in?
I can’t believe the entire 2011 season comes down to this jokester. Come on!
Look at this Tub of Shit
Fucking Joba… Hippo shows up at camp all out of shape from binge drinking every night and doing who the fuck knows in Hickbraska.
Guy was so promising back in 2007. How do you go from being a 21 year old lights out setup man for Mo, the greatest closer of all time, to a complete joke who’s not even guaranteed to make the roster anymore. I mean shit. He was legit ballin. Then he thinks hes hot shit, parties too much, gets DUIs etc and the guy is lousy now.
Awful. I still blame the flies in Cleveland
I’ll Kick the Yankees in the Ass
September 2, 2012
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The Yankees are the shittiest-assed first place team I’ve ever seen. How do you collapse a 10 game lead to 2 games? You know what the problem is with this AAA team? You have Joe Girardi out there slapping motherfuckers high fives when they fuck up. Like Derek Lowe. The fuckin shitty Indians traded his ass because he was amediocre, useless shitpile. And he comes over here, walks a fucking guy, gives up a base hit, two runs and then gets pulled without getting one out. And what does Girardi do? Fucking gives him a high five. Don’t slap them a high five. Fucking lose it on him, Wally Backman style. Asshole. Too lax with these shitheads. They need to be made an example out of. Steinbrenner is spinning in his grave right now.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlsVr1ykBqQ
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