Posts Tagged ‘Chats’

I Had the Master Plan

January 4th, 2012 2:24pm No comments

This is an epic Facebook thread:

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Conversations Like These…

December 22nd, 2011 1:30am No comments

Make me go out of my way to visit this G! Pumped for next week:

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Reality Check Needed

December 5th, 2011 2:29pm No comments

RockNation dude needs a reality check. Apparently he thinks sitting next to a Rockette is the equivalent to “almost banging a Rockette.”

According to him, it’s closer than I’ve gotten. That’s nonsense. With my swagger, I can get a Rockette in 2 seconds if I felt like it.

Read bottom up:


PS -FUCK not having a smartphone. In order to get a screenshot on this piece of shit, I literally took a picture of my phone’s screen.

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Anyone Who Goes Black Friday Shopping is Out of their Minds

November 25th, 2011 4:41pm No comments

Danny IMs me last night and was like “bro come out shopping with us.” And I’m like “Dude. What are you a woman? What are you some kind of moron?”  Seriously. I just got home from eating all day. I took like 5 shits, broke my chair because I’m fat and gained like 73 pounds.

But in all honesty… Who goes Black Friday shopping? F that noise. Bunch of savages pepper spraying each other, stampeding each other to the death and just straight up occupying all of the stores like homeless. There’s no way in hell you’ll find me out in that war zone. It’s called Cyber Monday. You go on and buy all of your shit without getting off your ass. Tax free. Fuck paying tax because fuck all kinds of government – they all suck.

Then John sent me a chat on the Google machine and I swear, it changed my mind in 2 seconds flat:

If I didn’t have to work, I would have gone, just for the party. I still wouldn’t have bought anything. Online. Duh.

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Even the $heep Hates The MTA

April 27th, 2011 11:10pm No comments

Got a text from the Sheep. Guy’s legit. It made my day:


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