Category: Rants
Dumb Orange President Doesn’t Understand Basic Economics
Get a load of this ignoramus motherfucker celebrating a deal for US beef farmers to export beef to Australia…
In WHAT world is this a good thing? I thought Donnie boy was America first! Keep the motherfuckin beef here in America because my God damn hamburgers cost too much money. Cow populations are at historic lows – down to 1950s levels… How on God’s green earth does it make sense to export beef when the prices are already soaring:
APNews – Beef prices have been steadily rising over the past 20 years because the supply of cattle remains tight while beef remains popular.
In fact, the U.S. cattle herd has been steadily shrinking for decades. As of Jan. 1, the U.S. had 86.7 million cattle and calves, down 8% from the most recent peak in 2019. That is the lowest number of cattle since 1951, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture.
Many factors including drought and cattle prices have contributed to that decline. And now the emergence of a pesky parasite in Mexico and the prospect of widespread tariffs may further reduce supply and raise prices.
I’d normally tell the guy to read the news, but he only makes up the shit his cult wants to hear. Then you have this dumb blonde maga bimbo who’s married to an old man, flat out lying about shit:
President Trump is defeating the Biden inflation crisis and Making America Affordable Again!
Promises Made. Promises Kept. pic.twitter.com/hHFsH4deNn
— Karoline Leavitt (@PressSec) May 30, 2025
Fucking felon, rapist, lying, conniving, cocksucker. Can’t wait until he dies by hamberder.
Wacky Ohio Attorney General Dave Yost Set Up a GoFundMe To Send a HS Marching Band to the Inauguration is a Fucking Joke
VP-elect @JDVance invited the Middletown H.S. marching band to perform at his inauguration!
When I heard that they needed financial support to get there, I knew what I needed to do. Let’s help give these kids the opportunity of a lifetime. 100% of the proceeds go to Middletown…
— Dave Yost (@DaveYostOH) December 17, 2024
How about this fucking guy. The pair of balls on him. All these rich, status seeking MFers should pay their own way if they want to go to the clown show. The fact that such a high ranking state official is promoting this when there are a MILLION other problems in the state is completely bananas. If he’s so passionate about sending the kids, he should open his own checkbook and donate himself. Every single part of me hopes they don’t hit the target and all monies are refunded.
Upon further research, Middletown City Schools are low ranking, pure garbage
Texas is a Trash State and Ken Paxton Should Have Been Aborted
Jagoff Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton
NPR – Kate Cox, 31, lives in the Dallas area with her husband and two young kids. About 20 weeks into her third pregnancy, she learned her fetus has Trisomy 18, a genetic condition with slim to no chance of survival. She’d also suffered cramping and other symptoms, severe enough to send her to the emergency room multiple times in a two week period.
Cox believed she was a good candidate for the narrow exception to the three overlapping abortion bans in Texas. That exception says abortion is allowed when the mother’s life is threatened or when a pregnancy “poses a serious risk of substantial impairment of a major bodily function.”
Although a district court judge granted the request, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton immediately appealed it to the Texas Supreme Court. He also sent a warning letter, shared on social media, to the three hospitals where Cox might have had the procedure saying they would face penalties despite the lower court’s permission. That was last Thursday. On Friday, the Texas Supreme court put a temporary hold on that ruling, pending review.
On Monday, Cox made the decision to leave the state to get the procedure. A few hours later, the Texas Supreme Court ruled against her and sided with Paxton.
Man, what a FUCKED up place Texas is. Who in their right mind would want to live there? Ken Paxon is a VILE human being who should have been aborted, and then his remains should have been shot into the sun. Fuck this old ass boomer for thinking he knows better than medical professionals. This is a topic that is no one’s fucking business except Kate Cox, and the fact that I even am even writing about this is insanity.
The gall of this motherfucker to just straight up tell the lower court they were wrong and get directly involved.
Like do you understand how traumatic this is? This is a lady who can either die or become permanently sterile if she continues this pregnancy, and Ken Paxton does not give a shit. He’s over there writing letters threatening doctors, hospitals. What a cock. sucker. It’s traumatic enough what she’s going through, and no she has to leave the state. Explain to me how the hell this is pro life if the mother could die and the fetus is guaranteed to die. You’re literally forcing this woman to give birth to a nonviable baby and potentially die herself.
GOP: Party of freedom. You fucking morons, you.
Happy Pride Month: Now Take This Piece of Shit Billboard Down
This is what you get in hick, rural Ohio folks! A land where they still fly their Trump 2020 LOSER flags (or Trump 2024. Or DeSantis 2024. Fuck off in 2024, how about that?)
Located at mile marker 155 on I-71 Southbound (approximately 35-40 miles north of Columbus), you can find this heinous, ignorant, close-minded billboard. Someone actually spent money on this. What a WASTE of money. Who actually cares who marries who? No one’s bothering anyone. Let people do their thing. All these wacky, far-right morons are all about “don’t tread on me, don’t tell me what to do, fuck masks/vaccines, etc.” Well practice what you preach! Don’t tread on anyone who wants to marry someone of the same sex. Is it costing you money? Are they bombing your corn fields? No? Then fuck right off!
I hope anyone responsible for paying for this billboard dies in a bus fire. Probably the gayest, Trump supporting, self-loathing, racist, homophobic “Christian” in the land. Nothing would make me happier than for someone to graffiti a huge dick over this nonsense immediately!
The Pixel 11 Series Is An Absurdly Expensive Pile of Shit
August 13, 2026
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The Pixel 11 launch today was a glorified disaster, and there’s no way I’m spending my money on this pile of shit device. Google has some pair of balls pulling the kind of shit they did, but it’s not really their fault (I’ll get to that later about how screwed we are with tech hardware). And no, I’ll never get an iPhone or Samsung.
Every single Pixel starts at $100 more than last year’s models. Besides some minor component updates to the processor, displays and cameras – which your average jerkoff wouldn’t even notice, it’s a downgrade. While the Pixel 11 and Pixel 11 Pro start with a higher base storage amount of 256GB, the real bullshit is that Google has reduced the amount of RAM in the base versions of the Pixel 11 Pro and Pro XL to 12GB, compared with 16GB in the equivalent 9 and 10 series devices. If you want the equivalent amount of memory as compared to the Pixel 10 XL, you’d have to get the 512GB storage model.
They can fucking keep them. Especially that it benchmarked 98% slower than Samsung’s flagship, because Qualcomm actually knows how to make processors that perform well. I don’t need a datacenter in my pocket and I’m not a gamer on my phone, so I’m not saying they need to ahve the absolute fastest processor. My 8 Pro is SOLID for what I use it for (it has a few design flaws), but overall it’s a very solid device… But there’s no way I’m spending $1200 to get a modern version of the same exact device (The Pixel 6 Pro 256GB has 12 GB of ram also and that came out in 2021)
And here’s what pisses me off even more. The misleading pricing bullshit they pulled to make themselves look better. If you go to the Google Store homepage, the prices listed there are complete lies:
My brothers and sisters in Christ, where the FUCK are you getting $499 and $699 from? This is ONLY if you trade in a 10 series, which means they are catering to pricks who buy new ones every year. You will not get anywhere NEAR $600 back for older devices. I priced out trading in my 8 Pro for an 11 Pro XL and by the time all is said and done with Pixel Care, it came out to $1,218 BEFORE TAX. And I usually KEEP my old phone as a backup.
I will ABSOLUTELY NOT spend $1219 on a phone when it doesn’t even have IR/dot projector face unlock that doesn’t work in the dark. I will NOT buy a phone for that price when it benchmarks 98% slower than another flagship.
Tech is FUCKED until at least 2030 or beyond. Why? Fuckin AI, that’s why. Because there is a RAM shortage due to the fact that every motherless company that manufactures RAM is prioritizing HBM (high bandwidth memory) which is used by hyperscale datacenters doing AI inference workloads. There are only 3 companies that make RAM. They’re building new fab plants to make more, but those won’t be online for another two years. Even when they do come online, do you think they’re going to lower prices out of the goodness of their hearts? You think they’ll care to manufacture consumer memory when they can make more selling AI bullshit? For sure not. All contracts for DDR5 memory are sold out through 2027 – meaning there is no more memory available in 2027. None. Everything the factories have capacity to produce in 2027 has already been sold halfway through 2026. So if you need to buy any tech shit – do it RIGHT NOW and keep that shit for the next 5-7 years, ’cause it’s only gonna get worse.
PS – While we’re at it, everything fucking sucks! The enshittification of everything is in full swing. I promise you society peaked. Music peaked. Movies peaked (all they do anymore are remakes – nothing is original). Cars are now piles of computerized shit instead of basic modes of transportation, and expensive as fuck.
Nothing would bring me more joy than for a comet to come along and hit Control-Alt-Delete on the planet and wipe everyone out. I’m not even joking. Everything is too expensive. We have absolute fucking felonious morons in charge, spending money on wars and killing people and protecting fucking pedophiles. No one is united and people are living in two separate realities. Global warming is accelerating, we cut funding for all the FDA food safety protocols so now people have explosive diarrhea due to some fucking parasite that’s more prevalent because of global warming. I’m over it. Get fucked.
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