boston.com – A new survey from office-supply giantStaples Inc.finds that just over a third of respondents admitted to bringing a tablet computer into the bathroom to do such multi-tasking as scanning e-mails while freshening up and attending to other hygiene chores.
I’m kind of mad I didn’t blog about this before the internet/ Barstool did, because some joke published a study saying 35% of tablet owners use their tablets while crapping. This is a bullshit study. I came up with this concept! where’s my credit?!?! I definitely remember having this argument many times with people, but I was always too much of a bitch to blog about it. Now I simply don’t give a shit. Welp, I’m not trying to copy Barstool, but the answer is: fuck yes it’s okay to bring your laptop into the shitter. Here’s why:
First of all, I shit a lot, and I have a lot of work to do, news to read, social media sites to creep on etc. Shitting is such a waste of time. What’s the difference between browsing some articles on a laptop or reading a magazine while shitting? Nothing.
Don’t tell me it’s gross either. Because obviously, you shit/use your laptop, put your laptop down, wipe your ass and then wash your hands before even touching the laptop again. So there – it’s perfectly clean.
(Believe it or not, I was not taking a shit while writing this post, although I’ve blogged and dumped simultaneously before”
Is it Gross to Bring your Laptop to the Shitter?
August 24, 2011
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I’m kind of mad I didn’t blog about this before the internet/ Barstool did, because some joke published a study saying 35% of tablet owners use their tablets while crapping. This is a bullshit study. I came up with this concept! where’s my credit?!?! I definitely remember having this argument many times with people, but I was always too much of a bitch to blog about it. Now I simply don’t give a shit. Welp, I’m not trying to copy Barstool, but the answer is: fuck yes it’s okay to bring your laptop into the shitter. Here’s why:
First of all, I shit a lot, and I have a lot of work to do, news to read, social media sites to creep on etc. Shitting is such a waste of time. What’s the difference between browsing some articles on a laptop or reading a magazine while shitting? Nothing.
Don’t tell me it’s gross either. Because obviously, you shit/use your laptop, put your laptop down, wipe your ass and then wash your hands before even touching the laptop again. So there – it’s perfectly clean.
(Believe it or not, I was not taking a shit while writing this post, although I’ve blogged and dumped simultaneously before”