Fuck these things. They suck ass. Know what’s sickening? The MTA spent $400 million putting up these countdown clocks that say how many minutes until the next train and they are the most useless fucking things on this planet. I can’t decide what’s worse right now – these stupid things, or A.J Burnett.
I literally snapped this pic early today. This shit has been broken for two days. It’s a damn clock!!! They spent $400 million installing digital clocks in the stations. Yikes!
They’re never accurate at all. The thing will say 5 minutes on it for like 15 minutes. It will still say 2 minutes when the damn train is in the station. You know what works better than these shits? Peeping your head over the tracks and looking for headlights. That honestly gives me a better idea when the fucking train will arrive.
Hey MTA! How about spending that $400 million cleaning up grime and installing God damn pumps to keep water out. No, they won’t install the pumps. The fucking 1914 pumps they got secondhand from the fucking Panama Canalare good enough. Christ! Irene is going to rape your face. I’m not going to work for a month.
What’s even worse is that they exist only in like 5% of all subway stations and are supposed to be rolling out for the rest of the year. Can the god damn project, it’s useless. Put me in charge of this shit, I’ll put it right.
MTA
Breaking News: NYC Subway Countdown Clocks Are Useless Shitpiles
August 26, 2011
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I literally snapped this pic early today. This shit has been broken for two days. It’s a damn clock!!! They spent $400 million installing digital clocks in the stations. Yikes!
They’re never accurate at all. The thing will say 5 minutes on it for like 15 minutes. It will still say 2 minutes when the damn train is in the station. You know what works better than these shits? Peeping your head over the tracks and looking for headlights. That honestly gives me a better idea when the fucking train will arrive.
Hey MTA! How about spending that $400 million cleaning up grime and installing God damn pumps to keep water out. No, they won’t install the pumps. The fucking 1914 pumps they got secondhand from the fucking Panama Canalare good enough. Christ! Irene is going to rape your face. I’m not going to work for a month.
What’s even worse is that they exist only in like 5% of all subway stations and are supposed to be rolling out for the rest of the year. Can the god damn project, it’s useless. Put me in charge of this shit, I’ll put it right.
MTA