Lifehacker -Kombuchahas grown in popularity over the past few years around the same time as kefir and probiotically-augmented yogurts. Like yogurt, kefir, and sourdough bread it requires a starter culture which is added to black or green sweetened tea. The result is a tart, fizzy drink (0.5% ABV) that tastes a little like apple cider and is touted by many for health benefits.
NO. THANKS.
This is a bitch ass drink for health freaks.I’m not going to waste time fermenting green tea with bacteria that is turns out to have like .5% alcohol by volume. How are you supposed to get hammered off that shit? I’d have to drink like 15 gallons, then I’d get sick because of a full stomach.
“But Joe, it has probiotics and good bacteria that is really good for your stomach and digestion.” F that noise. Want good bacteria? Eat yogurt.
Wanna know what works better? Take some green tea, then pour gin or vodka in it. Repeat like 8 times. Enjoy.
Kombucha Sounds Like A Pussy Ass Drink to Me
November 6, 2011
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NO. THANKS.
This is a bitch ass drink for health freaks.I’m not going to waste time fermenting green tea with bacteria that is turns out to have like .5% alcohol by volume. How are you supposed to get hammered off that shit? I’d have to drink like 15 gallons, then I’d get sick because of a full stomach.
“But Joe, it has probiotics and good bacteria that is really good for your stomach and digestion.” F that noise. Want good bacteria? Eat yogurt.
Wanna know what works better? Take some green tea, then pour gin or vodka in it. Repeat like 8 times. Enjoy.