Reality Check Needed


RockNation dude needs a reality check. Apparently he thinks sitting next to a Rockette is the equivalent to “almost banging a Rockette.”

According to him, it’s closer than I’ve gotten. That’s nonsense. With my swagger, I can get a Rockette in 2 seconds if I felt like it.

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PS -FUCK not having a smartphone. In order to get a screenshot on this piece of shit, I literally took a picture of my phone’s screen.