I’ve been having such a blast on the 4 train this past week and it’s been so relaxing, I started falling asleep… Standing up.It’s my new jam.
Between the ass-to-dick cramming, the homeless, the performing bums, etc… So I’m standing by the door, train’s going 2 miles per hour like an asshole and I start getting tired, because we all know I never sleep. Next thing I know, I’m starting to collapse. So I realize this and jerk myself awake to prevent myself from falling to the ground. I got all kinds of funny looks from people. It was legit. Wish it was April 1st – I would’ve been like April Fools!If I saw someone do that, I’d be pissed off. I’d be like “ah shit, don’t drop dead on me asshole. It’ll delay my train.”
Seriously. Who the hell falls asleep standing up? Freakin spazz..
Something New Now: I Fall Asleep Standing Up On Subways Like a Damn Horse
April 13, 2012
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I’ve been having such a blast on the 4 train this past week and it’s been so relaxing, I started falling asleep… Standing up.It’s my new jam.
Between the ass-to-dick cramming, the homeless, the performing bums, etc… So I’m standing by the door, train’s going 2 miles per hour like an asshole and I start getting tired, because we all know I never sleep. Next thing I know, I’m starting to collapse. So I realize this and jerk myself awake to prevent myself from falling to the ground. I got all kinds of funny looks from people. It was legit. Wish it was April 1st – I would’ve been like April Fools!If I saw someone do that, I’d be pissed off. I’d be like “ah shit, don’t drop dead on me asshole. It’ll delay my train.”
Seriously. Who the hell falls asleep standing up? Freakin spazz..