Month: October 2012
I pissed my pants listening to this voicemail. This is an absolute gem. I love the commentary and the yelling in the background and the thought process.
Points covered (you should really listen first through):
- Young Joseph, here’s the deal:
- Say your’re wrestling a bear… A big fucking grizzly bear
- You have two M60 firecrackers and a ???? and a Magnum condom
- You can fuck the bear if you want. It’s not recommended
- That bear will fuck you up
- That bear is hungry as fuck
- Don’t fuck the bear
- Everyone is recommending that you don’t fuck the bear because that bear is hungry as fuck and will fuck you up.
- You have two M80s, a canteen of water and a wine cooler
- You could wine and dine the bear, then you can fuck it but I don’t suggest it
- If you fuck a bear, that’s pretty cool and if you put that on Facebook, people will like that shit
- I changed my mind, you fuck that fuckin bear. I will like that shit
- I will share that shit
- Joe, I changed my mind. You fuck that fuckin bear.
- I want you to fuck this bear like a fuckin animal. Well, it doesn’t make sense because a bear is a kind of is an animal
- Granted, the bear will probably eat you
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