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What’s The Problem Here?

October 10th, 2014 12:08am No comments

NBC Chicago – Police are searching for a man who allegedly got a bit too “touchy-feely” with a woman’s feet at a grocery store parking lot in South Jersey.  The woman told police she was loading groceries into her vehicle in the parking lot of the ShopRite on Ark Road in Mount Laurel around 10:20 p.m. Saturday. As she began to close her driver’s side door, a man stopped the door from closing. The man then told the woman he wanted to speak to her and complimented her toes, according to investigators. The woman said the man then touched and squeezed two of her toes. After the woman told the man to stop touching her he let go and told her he was obsessed with toes, police said. He then walked away.

This was one of the headliners on my taxinews feed screen tonight… I was reading the news and getting all depressed because it was all about shootings, war, ebola, stabbings, homeless, poverty, robberies etc… Then this came up… I was like what the fuck…

Um. Here’s the thing. I don’t have a foot/toe fetish. I think that’s weird and it doesn’t do anything for me. Additionally, if you go up to strangers in the parking lot at 10 PM when it’s pitch black and start sucking on toes, that’s just flat out messed up and you should probably die of natural selection and never reproduce.

…But I think this went a little too far. I don’t see what the issue is here or why this is even news. Look at what I bolded above. She asked him to stop and he was like “oops, my bad. I’m kinda into toes and sorry that I weireded you out. You asked me to stop? Ok.” and then walked away….

So now the cops are wasting time looking for this guy? Don’t you have ISIS people to catch and murderers to stop? I assure you he’s no threat to anyone, other than being a weird.  What’s the problem here? He stopped and walked away when he was asked to. No trouble….


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