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Introducing the Yankees’ New One Man Rotation

C.C Sabbathia. The only man you can count on these days. Everyone else blows (minus pettite, who’s hurt)

Now for the B team:

• Burnett – Sucks. He’s a fucking head case. Guy is an absolute nutter. Crazy. Wacko. His awful pitching is based on him being in a bad mood.
• Hughes – Not consistent. Can be really good, but I’m not impressed. And F you Hughes. I’m playing Big Red in fantasy this week. I start Hughes, he pitches like shit and I get like 2 points. Big Red starts Mosely and gets like 30 points. Something’s wrong here.
• Mosely – Not half bad, but you can’t get through the playoffs with half of Scranton-Wilkes Barre playing major league games.
• Nova – He doesn’t go (Spanish anyone?) Kid was on the verge of getting blown out but got lucky. Not a bad debut. But this is the Yankees, I don’t want to see AAA no names.

Then you get Javier Vazquez who is God awful. He started the season awful, then he god decent, now he sucks again and gets pulled from the rotation, making relief appearanced out of the bullpen. This is a fucking disaster. It’s a miracle this team is the best in baseball. This is what happens when you didn’t get Cliff Lee like I said they should have before the trading deadline.

And Hal, what the fuck was that about getting Nick Johnson? Guy played like 3 games and ended the season. He just had surgery again. Get the FUCK off my team, what the hell are we paying you for? You’re useless.

PS – Toronto, what the hell is with the Yankees Suck chant? No rivalry going on there.