My computer literally froze solid when I Googled this shithead.
Might as well cancel the postseason right now because the Yankees won’t be getting anywhere, guaranteed. I’ve been saying it for a while now. It wasn’t looking good for the Yanks to take the AL East because they only way they could have won the division was if the Rays lost and the Yankees won. Well guess what, the Rays are losing right now. But you have Joe’s Double A joketeam playing over in Boston losing their asses off. The Rays are trying to give the Yanks the damn division and they can’t even win one ballgame. Just one more – that’s all I ask. Nope, enjoy the wildcard you assholes. Not even good enough to win a division. What a disaster.
There is only one man to blame, and that’s A.J Burnett for being a worthless shitpile this entire season. Take your fucking 10-15 record with a 5.26 ERA and leave. Go to the dirty hick south where you fit in better. Because even if he had 5 fewer losses, the Yankees would be in first and much better off than they are now. AJ, you just won the portfolioso.com get the fuck off my team award. And I rarely hate on individual players that much, so that’s an honor. No one likes you. Seriously, anyone watch the Yankees celebrating when they clinched the wild card? Guy was already halfway out of the stadium before the first bottle was popped. Obviously, nothing for him to celebrate since he caused more harm than good this season. The guy is a fucking psychopath. Always in a bad mood, crazy bitch etc. The only reason he’s pitching like shit is because he’s a looney. And if you put this disasterface on the mound in October, forget about it.
P.S – I never blogged about his black eye a few weeks ago which neither he nor Girardi would address. Obviously that mean’s it was shameful and hush hush. Here are some of my theories.
- Bar fight (I’m almost 97% certain this has to be it)
- Drunken fall on his face
- Drunk car crash
- Any of the above, except replace alcohol with heroin
- Wife punched him in self defense
- Jorge Posada punched him after he requested Cervelli to catch a game
- He punched himself in the face for pitching like crap
- What did I miss? So many fun possibilities.
Normally, I’d say thank God for football, but it’s obvious that the Bears are going to vom all over the slumping Giants tonight. So, I’ll be looking forward to Dexter and Boardwalk Empire.
And will somebody shut these fucking kids up outside. I wasn’t that noisy when I was 6. They’re like 6 houses away and they’re still annoying the shit out of me. Are pogo sticks supposed to be that loud?
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Cancel The Playoffs
October 3, 2010
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My computer literally froze solid when I Googled this shithead.
Might as well cancel the postseason right now because the Yankees won’t be getting anywhere, guaranteed. I’ve been saying it for a while now. It wasn’t looking good for the Yanks to take the AL East because they only way they could have won the division was if the Rays lost and the Yankees won. Well guess what, the Rays are losing right now. But you have Joe’s Double A joketeam playing over in Boston losing their asses off. The Rays are trying to give the Yanks the damn division and they can’t even win one ballgame. Just one more – that’s all I ask. Nope, enjoy the wildcard you assholes. Not even good enough to win a division. What a disaster.
There is only one man to blame, and that’s A.J Burnett for being a worthless shitpile this entire season. Take your fucking 10-15 record with a 5.26 ERA and leave. Go to the dirty hick south where you fit in better. Because even if he had 5 fewer losses, the Yankees would be in first and much better off than they are now. AJ, you just won the portfolioso.com get the fuck off my team award. And I rarely hate on individual players that much, so that’s an honor. No one likes you. Seriously, anyone watch the Yankees celebrating when they clinched the wild card? Guy was already halfway out of the stadium before the first bottle was popped. Obviously, nothing for him to celebrate since he caused more harm than good this season. The guy is a fucking psychopath. Always in a bad mood, crazy bitch etc. The only reason he’s pitching like shit is because he’s a looney. And if you put this disasterface on the mound in October, forget about it.
P.S – I never blogged about his black eye a few weeks ago which neither he nor Girardi would address. Obviously that mean’s it was shameful and hush hush. Here are some of my theories.
Normally, I’d say thank God for football, but it’s obvious that the Bears are going to vom all over the slumping Giants tonight. So, I’ll be looking forward to Dexter and Boardwalk Empire.
And will somebody shut these fucking kids up outside. I wasn’t that noisy when I was 6. They’re like 6 houses away and they’re still annoying the shit out of me. Are pogo sticks supposed to be that loud?
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