Bring Me this Archbishop’s Pimp Staff


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Timothy Dolan at Midnight Mass at St. Patrick’s, just tearing it up with the bling staff.

Imagine the bitches you could pick up with that thing? Such a waste for a bishop to have. I mean the thing probably sits in the closet all year. I could take that thing to the Grape and shit.

PS – I’m not going to hell for thinking this, right? God would side with me. He’d think that would be more useful to me than some old bishop dude.