April Fools, Jokers


No, my site wasn’t seized by the Made up bureaucratic department of bullshit/ waste of money to make us feel safe when it really doesn’t matter and if we didn’t fuck around in other countries’ business to obtain oil, no terrorists would attack us anyway eliminating the need for this department in the first place which would save us billions of dollars and everyone would be better off Department of Homeland Security.

It’s was April fools day jokers. You should have known better. I mess with my site every year. Enjoy.