Just got an email from the office coordinator that there is a mandatory stairway drill today at 10:30 as required by NYC law. Fuck NYC for wasting 10 minutes of my life by teaching me how to walk down a couple of steps. This is a waste of my time. I actually have to stop what I’m doing to practice walking down 4 flights of steps while some building fire marshall hardo thinks he’s the shit and can save everyone if something happens. This is bogus.
Here’s how to leave a building during an emergency:
- Shit goes down (fire, etc)
- Walk down stairs.
- Leave building, proceed to bar
- Live*
Assuming all stairwells are not blocked. If they are, you’re fucked anyway and this drill still was helpless to you.
It’s that simple, idiots.
You’ve Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me… Stairway Drills?
January 30, 2013
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Just got an email from the office coordinator that there is a mandatory stairway drill today at 10:30 as required by NYC law. Fuck NYC for wasting 10 minutes of my life by teaching me how to walk down a couple of steps. This is a waste of my time. I actually have to stop what I’m doing to practice walking down 4 flights of steps while some building fire marshall hardo thinks he’s the shit and can save everyone if something happens. This is bogus.
Here’s how to leave a building during an emergency:
Assuming all stairwells are not blocked. If they are, you’re fucked anyway and this drill still was helpless to you.
It’s that simple, idiots.